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parzival221:

shak1ra:

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bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

hidontbecreepy
If you do not want me to fall for you, let me give you some advice:
Do not tell me about your favorite songs or the albums you like. I will listen to them and try to appreciate them because you love them, and then fall in love with you for the beautiful melancholy strains. Do not give me your favorite movie titles, because I will watch them and fall in love with you for the messages that they carry and what they say about you. Do not call me back when you say you will. Do not hold me close to your chest and kiss my forehead and tell me that I am special. I will believe you. Do not look at me with that burning stare that you fill with lust and romance because once burned by your fire, I will be blind to all others. And never, ever, let me kiss each and every freckle on your beautiful shoulders because I promise you that I will leave a piece of my heart in every one.
You should know that you’re digging my grave, my love.  (via hidontbecreepy)
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Translation of Zettai Zetsubou Shoujo character profiles from famitsu

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Starting with Fukawa Touko, certain students from Hope’s Peak Academy will make appearances in this game, including Togami Byakuya and Naegi Makoto. And though his name is different, a character who looks exactly like Komaeda Nagito from SDR2 will also appear…? The next pages also include characters that seem to be the relatives of Hope’s Peak Academy students!

Togami Byakuya (CV: Ishida Akira)

A former student of Hope’s Peak Academy who participated in the school life of mutual killings as the Super High School Level Scion. He abandoned his uniform in favor of a black suit. He seems to be holding the same megaphone-type hacking gun that Komaru has.

Naegi Makoto (CV: Ogata Megumi)

A former student of Hope’s Peak Academy with the title “Super High School Level Good Luck”. He appeared in the first game and participated in the school life of mutual killings in a despair-inducing situation. Like Togami, he’s wearing a suit with the word “Future” on it.

Servant (CV: Ogata Megumi)

A character who looks exactly like Komaeda Nagito from the second game. His face and arm hint at his identity, but whether he’s truly Komaeda or not remains a mystery. From his name, “Servant”, one can deduce that he is currently in service of somebody. Who could he be serving with a chained collar around his neck?

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DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

dramatical-harmony:

  • BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
  • BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
  • BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
  • BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
  • NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
  • THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 
  • THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
  • AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING